Un grassoccio uomo di mezza età alla guida di un ciclo generatore elettrico, ansimando continuamente, col battito udibile del suo cuore, ci racconta il motivo per cui sta facendo questo.
Ha ha ha. Yeah! Un sacco di gente pensa che io sia un idiota. ridete ridete ma vedremo chi riderà per ultimo. Hey. Scommetto che hanno pensato che anche Noè fosse un idiota....mi sto preparando ora... si, continuate a ridere... io continuo ad ammassare riserve per dopo... troppe persone consumano troppo petrolio ... ci crediate o no... è finito tutto ! Sei in un brusco risveglio ..stiamo parlando di tenebre...tutto nella tua vita dipende dal petrolio... cosa succede senza di esso? bene, ora si sta già vedendo l'inizio...le guerre per il petrolio, i prezzi elevati...pensate che siano un mucchio di sciocchezze ... questi sono fatti ... disordini e l'anarchia totale, una lotta per la sopravvivenza. .. niente cibo, niente acqua, non ci sono più crociere ai Caraibi o voli per Parigi per fare lo shopping ... un inferno... non si potrà guidare più verso il centro commerciale ... se ci fosse ancora qualcosa da comprare lì... voglio dire che stiamo parlando della fine della vita come noi la conosciamo... senza petrolio faremo un passo indietro di duecento anni... se non peggio... la maggior parte di voi tutti non è preparato per questo... io sarò pronto... distillerò whiskey ocra ...diventerò l'uomo più ricco della contea, perché quando questa nuova epoca buia arriverà ubriacarsi sarà l'ultimo piacere che ci resterà.
La trascrizione:
Ha ha ha. Yeah! Un sacco di gente pensa che io sia un idiota. ridete ridete ma vedremo chi riderà per ultimo. Hey. Scommetto che hanno pensato che anche Noè fosse un idiota....mi sto preparando ora... si, continuate a ridere... io continuo ad ammassare riserve per dopo... troppe persone consumano troppo petrolio ... ci crediate o no... è finito tutto ! Sei in un brusco risveglio ..stiamo parlando di tenebre...tutto nella tua vita dipende dal petrolio... cosa succede senza di esso? bene, ora si sta già vedendo l'inizio...le guerre per il petrolio, i prezzi elevati...pensate che siano un mucchio di sciocchezze ... questi sono fatti ... disordini e l'anarchia totale, una lotta per la sopravvivenza. .. niente cibo, niente acqua, non ci sono più crociere ai Caraibi o voli per Parigi per fare lo shopping ... un inferno... non si potrà guidare più verso il centro commerciale ... se ci fosse ancora qualcosa da comprare lì... voglio dire che stiamo parlando della fine della vita come noi la conosciamo... senza petrolio faremo un passo indietro di duecento anni... se non peggio... la maggior parte di voi tutti non è preparato per questo... io sarò pronto... distillerò whiskey ocra ...diventerò l'uomo più ricco della contea, perché quando questa nuova epoca buia arriverà ubriacarsi sarà l'ultimo piacere che ci resterà.
La trascrizione:
(Ansimando)
He a he a he.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah! A lot of people think I am an idiot.
But we'll see who gets the last laugh.
Hey. I bet they thought Noah was an idiot too.
But just you wait.
My ark will be out there poled on Texas with a mass of chickens and goats.
Gee. If you think I'm a fool when you're opening that last can of beans and I'm sitting on ten acres of corn and suchini.
When you are burning down your house in suburbia I'll be as snug as a bug in my dug-out with ochre growing down the roof.
Yeah. You'll remember those laughs when you're trying to drink piss and my wind mill is pumping a bath tub full of water.
You see I am getting ready now.
Learning all about farming and canning, hunting and trapping, bicycling and recycling.
And there'll be the day when you're trying to eat your car seat and I'll be dining on Jack Rabbit and beer.
So go right ahead and laugh.
I don't really care because while you're laughing I am stocking up.
On seed and tools and books, gun and ammo, bows and arrows, and lots of rope and wire and duct tape. That always comes in handy.
But I admit.
I'm not quite ready yet for this new dark age.
I've gotta get in better shape since ten years from now life won't be for the weak.
I mean this ain't like that silly Y2K paranoia or something as simple as nuclear war.
Even the bird flu would look like blessing spirit compared to this.
No. This is reality.
And the proof is all around.
You see the last hundred years of comfort prosperity on this planet.
That was just a freak of nature.
A lucky break that we burned up faster than a stick of dynamite stuck up the time-line of man.
It's just a plain and simple fact.
Too many people using too much oil.
And believe it or not. It's all gone!
Now if you think that's a bunch of baloney then you just haven't heard the facts.
And believe you me.
You're in for a rude awakening.
We're talking darkness.
Everything in your life depends on oil.
And what happens without it?
Well, you're already seeing the beginning.
The oil wars, high prices.
Then there'll come the riots and total anarchy, a fight for survival.
No food, no water.
No Caribbean cruises or flying off to Paris for shopping.
Hell. You couldn't even drive to the mall if there were something to buy there.
I mean we're talking the end of life as we know it.
Without oil we'll be stepping back two hundred years.
Except worse. Because most of you all won't be prepared for it.
But me on the other hand, I'll be ready.
And this fool even has new career in life.
Distilling ochra whiskey.
And I'll be the richest man in the county because when this new dark age comes he-a-he-a-he getting drunk will be about the only pleasure left.
he-a-he-a-he
Heeeea...
He a he a he.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah! A lot of people think I am an idiot.
But we'll see who gets the last laugh.
Hey. I bet they thought Noah was an idiot too.
But just you wait.
My ark will be out there poled on Texas with a mass of chickens and goats.
Gee. If you think I'm a fool when you're opening that last can of beans and I'm sitting on ten acres of corn and suchini.
When you are burning down your house in suburbia I'll be as snug as a bug in my dug-out with ochre growing down the roof.
Yeah. You'll remember those laughs when you're trying to drink piss and my wind mill is pumping a bath tub full of water.
You see I am getting ready now.
Learning all about farming and canning, hunting and trapping, bicycling and recycling.
And there'll be the day when you're trying to eat your car seat and I'll be dining on Jack Rabbit and beer.
So go right ahead and laugh.
I don't really care because while you're laughing I am stocking up.
On seed and tools and books, gun and ammo, bows and arrows, and lots of rope and wire and duct tape. That always comes in handy.
But I admit.
I'm not quite ready yet for this new dark age.
I've gotta get in better shape since ten years from now life won't be for the weak.
I mean this ain't like that silly Y2K paranoia or something as simple as nuclear war.
Even the bird flu would look like blessing spirit compared to this.
No. This is reality.
And the proof is all around.
You see the last hundred years of comfort prosperity on this planet.
That was just a freak of nature.
A lucky break that we burned up faster than a stick of dynamite stuck up the time-line of man.
It's just a plain and simple fact.
Too many people using too much oil.
And believe it or not. It's all gone!
Now if you think that's a bunch of baloney then you just haven't heard the facts.
And believe you me.
You're in for a rude awakening.
We're talking darkness.
Everything in your life depends on oil.
And what happens without it?
Well, you're already seeing the beginning.
The oil wars, high prices.
Then there'll come the riots and total anarchy, a fight for survival.
No food, no water.
No Caribbean cruises or flying off to Paris for shopping.
Hell. You couldn't even drive to the mall if there were something to buy there.
I mean we're talking the end of life as we know it.
Without oil we'll be stepping back two hundred years.
Except worse. Because most of you all won't be prepared for it.
But me on the other hand, I'll be ready.
And this fool even has new career in life.
Distilling ochra whiskey.
And I'll be the richest man in the county because when this new dark age comes he-a-he-a-he getting drunk will be about the only pleasure left.
he-a-he-a-he
Heeeea...
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